All this Taylor Swift blahblahblah that I don’t care about made me think about how I haven’t been subjected to any news about what Billie Eilish or Olivia Rodrigo have been up to for, like, a year.

I’d say that’s a good thing, but they’re probably going under some dramatic image transformation for their next “era” right now and then I’ll have to hear about them again. Ah, pop music.