Posts Tagged ‘media’

I Want My EmpTV

Thursday, April 21st, 2022

Somehow, in this media hypersaturated world, I’ve been feeling like I should watch more television. It’s the end of the academic year, and I constantly find myself in a weird limbo between feeling overloaded with home stretch work and having absolutely nothing to do. This limbo usually fluctuates within hours multiple times every day. And when my schedule creates a void, I need something to fill it. (I guess my time management skills are too good.) My teenage years made me into a movie watcher as I subconsciously rejected the cartoons of my childhood. But as someone who loathes dismembering a movie that was intended to be watched in one sitting, finding the time to fully digest one is sometimes tricky. TV can provide a similar experience in a (usually) shorter time frame, making it easier to work into a night. And, when done right, it can be the medium for incredible and moving works.

Not that everyone is “doing it right.”

The internet alerted me yesterday to the fact that horribly corrupt anti-democracy politician Rudy Giuliani made an appearance on a show called The Masked Singer. (It had apparently first leaked a while ago, but it somehow it didn’t appear on my radar back then, or maybe the news cycle moves way too fast for anyone to keep up in today’s world.) The first thing that popped into my mind upon learning this oh so crucial piece of information was this: Again? It was only a few months ago that that show, which I have never watched, made similar headlines for having Sarah Palin on as a fluffy singing bear or something, which had made me want to slam my head into a wall. Why?

Well, I think I’ve figured out why. Prior to those two media meltdowns, the only times I had to deal with The Masked Singer‘s existence was my DEVO fan friends cringing at some video game streamer bro singing “Whip It” on there, because their cultural assimilation continues to be amusing. Otherwise, I would have been blissfully unaware of anything regarding the show except maybe seeing a commercial once or twice when I wasn’t paying attention.

But The Masked Singer has cracked a code: Putting high profile, morally reprehensible people on your ditzy TV show gets headlines and, in turn, free promotion. Your content can be the most useless dribble in existence, but you can glue a controversial face onto it and the world cannot refuse to ignore it. Does the show in question bring anything new to the table? No. To, appropriately, apply an one-off DEVO catchphrase to a wider scale, people have been wanting their EmpTV for a long time. They like their charming C-list celebrities and cheesy old songs (which, in Rudy’s case, was the most tainted rendition of “Bad To The Bone” possible, which I don’t think even the guys from DEVO could have made up). Is there any reason to pay attention to it other than its promotion of some hideous politicians (and Jenny McCarthy)? Not anything meritable. Did it even matter that the rude-y episode actually hit a low point in viewers despite its shock value? Considering that I’m also seeing articles from the same publications about their epic fail, probably not. Any attention is good attention, and effort that could have gone into reporting about something not mindlessly idiotic and crass was forced to divert itself. It goes to show how cynical our modern world and media cycle is when you have to promote some of the world’s most undesirable people to get the share of the floor that you crave. It’s nice to call yourself “relevant,” even when you’re exploiting political starpower and uplifting people who only seek to slam the boot down on the little guy. And when cute little grandpa Rudy wanting to make a good impression on his granddaughter—he has kids?—comes off as harmless, it’s all the easier. It may have gone slightly awry this time, but maybe it won’t the next. Think of the people who viewed Joe Exotic as some sort of kitsch god after Tiger King gripped us in the early days of the pandemic, or Dubya Bush trying his best to fill in for Bob Ross. The media is manipulative; it just depends on what angle you’re viewing it from.

There’s plenty of shows out there that are actually worth sitting through, and we’re the ones who choose what we watch. Can we change the channel already?

News Flash: 02/24/2022

Thursday, February 24th, 2022
https://boingboing.net/2022/02/24/todays-most-dissonant-tv-news-transitions-ukraine-and-applebees.html

Yup.

A Few Words On The Celebrity Gossip Machine

Monday, September 13th, 2021

It blows my mind that there are people who don’t believe others deserve the basic right to privacy. So many people in media authority make immense profits off of the most useless and manufactured celebrity gossip. Glutting mainstream newshubs with this empty information tells the masses that world conflicts and political corruption are of no concern when baby scares and wedding fiascos exist. It commodifies the human experience to a systematic extent—how are we supposed to escape it? It’s a bafflingly cynical line of work.

While heinous acts of terror and rape deserve to be dealt with accordingly, celebrity gossip culture places all forms of human fallacy—from murder to making fun of another grown human person with a fully developed brain on the internet—under the same umbrella. The real problems hold the same magnitude as adolescent he-said-she-said. It only promotes a crippling twenty-first century hypersensitivity and, at times, viciously targets people who, in the grand scheme of things, never actually hurt anyone. Getting distracted by these meaningless items only allows the real offenders to scurry away scot-free in the meantime.

For the people receiving the feed, keeping up on such “news” can become an addiction. As human beings, we are all faced with varying levels of insecurity regarding our inherently selfish and prideful nature. Seeing a person in power who has done a supposedly “bad thing,” no matter the magnitude, tears down the curated, perfect image that stood so prominently before. The true, flawed nature of man is put on full display. It elicits almost a sense of pride in the lowly observer, who now feels superior than the persona-person for having not committed the same crime—or, in the most likely case, not getting caught doing the same thing. With enough repetition, the hypocrisy becomes commonplace and irremovable. As long as the happy buttons in the brain are being pressed in time with those on the “volume up” control, all is good from the armchair. Nothing of actual substance gets done, and the world keeps on disintegrating as usual. What the observer fails to realize is that no-one is inherently better than another, for we are all sitting here waiting for the earth to be consumed by the sun, preaching the gospel while whipping ourselves for our sins behind closed doors.

What’s In A Headline…

Friday, August 27th, 2021

NEWS FLASH: “Inside Fortnite’s Disastrous Martin Luther King Jr. Tribute.” Now that’s a headline you can’t make up.

What happens when you put a bunch of clueless, bootlicking children in front of a money hungry fake hologram of Martin Luther King? You get the trivialization of civil rights history, that’s what! No going back at this point…

My Living Room Is My Best Bunker

Saturday, August 14th, 2021

Group oneness is an essential catalyst of change on any meaningful scale; the higher the manpower, the more widespread the effect. While movements of this nature can only function by targeting an “enemy,” this does not contradict the goal of unity when the target serves an actual threat to a more fulfilling world. Work of this manner, however, becomes impossible when we are taught to fear things or groups that do not actually cause harm. We are told that nebulous forces carrying both widespread control and inherent inferiority—paradoxes—are out to destroy all that we know that brings us comfort. But is all that we know really beneficial, and is much of it really worth saving?

Irrational fears supposedly help us protect our “freedom”—our gas guzzling cars, our insecure belief systems, our dirty blue jeans—yet they only restrict us to strategies of division and conquerment. The “other” is a lurking threat, and you’d best amplify your greed as much as you can to prove that, no, you will not become one of “them.” Exiting one’s comfort zone becomes betrayal, a crime. These fears keep us from enjoying new experiences or any form of change; we are left to our inoculating bubbles, safe but inexperienced and idiotic. We are told to live in fear.

It reminds me of a narrative that has sparked my attention recently. It regarded a pale-skinned man with a wife and two children of differing sex, a dog, and one car. They lived comfortably in a suburban Colorado development just far enough away from society to put him at ease while close enough to it to assimilate him to the eyes he knew were always watching. His preferred methods of faking conformity were leaving to work at eight in the morning five days a week and hosting backyard cookouts featuring homemade lemonade and Frisbee. Repairing his car in the driveway was his second favorite hobby, though this lingered far behind tending to his obsessive thought patterns which demonized all who surrounded him. In a way, his constant state of paranoia paralleled that of men weaker than him, men who had completely rejected methods of assimilation and retreated to the seedy backwoods of America in avoidance of the truth. To them, the facade of normalcy and wholesomeness in a world gone mad was not worth it when hoarding firearms in a remote cabin was a possibility. Our subject, however, had not succumbed to the call of the wild, primarily out of fear that the effort he had put into the construction of his life would be wasted should he abandon his family and the suburbs. He shared their same fears, but he owned a shame that the others had let go of long ago: the shame of looking like a crackpot to others.

He still read the daily paper during breakfast the old school way like his own father had, and he still carried Chick tracts in his briefcase to leave in public restrooms. He took three little white pills a day, and so did his wife. Meatloaf was always dinner on Mondays, and every weeknight, before the nightly news came on, each family member would go to their bedroom, put on the custom fitted military grade combat uniforms that he had special ordered for everyone, and then gather in the darkened sitting room. They would then situate themselves on and around the couch as they faced the television set tuned to their channel of choice, watching intently and completely focused should any violence or staticky primordial material come leaking out of the screen in a direct attack on the concept of the nuclear family itself. He held his rifle during these sessions should anything happen. The television remained unplugged and covered by a floral print sheet at all other times. His children were not allowed to leave the development, and his wife rarely did.

Our hero, who lives in a perpetual time warp, seems bound to the model family as propagated by America’s post-war culture of the 1950s. His obsessions prove wrong the common assumption that rises in divorce rates, single parent households, and mixed relationships have made the nuclear family ideal extinct. As much as some would love to say that old traditions are being eradicated (for better or for worse, depending on which side you’re on), they still exist and inform our ways of living (for better or for worse). Our hero falls in the latter category—he is still trapped in his bubble, so deathly afraid of popping it that he armors himself against a world that cannot attack him (and would most likely accept him if he offered himself). Sound familiar?

Also, his mistrust of his television set appears to be an exaggerated version of the relationship most of us hold with technology. Despite suiting up in defense of it, he still makes a ritual of its consumption. We may question how much surveillance our computers have over us, but we still use them. We have to. So-called technological progress has strong-armed us into a love-hate relationship, an endless battle between tradition and progress, one that perfectly sums up our hero’s sad existence. The same patterns reverberate on, sometimes in different colors or speeds, but always fundamentally the same. There is no end; the news channel runs twenty-four hours a day.

Neuron Power Outage To Armageddon

Thursday, August 5th, 2021

In Ken Russell’s Altered States, protagonist Dr. Edward Jessup’s psychedelic exploration of his psyche culminates into his physical mutation into a self-sufficient, antimatteral being of the most innately alive of the organs: flesh. His appearance in this form may be warped and inhuman at a glance, but his embrace of the hairless flesh most commonly associated with homo sapiens makes his transformed state a distinctly humanoid one. Was he not conducting his experiments for a deeper understanding of human consciousness in the first place? His research ultimately draws a dark conclusion: that mankind is an innately selfish race. In his superhuman form he reaches the peak of individualism—he needs no support to exist, and no one is capable of doing so unless they, too, want to give up Earth’s realities and join him in his subconscious realm, a realm dangerously leaking into the real world. He transcends his humanity by embracing what makes him most human. Jessup would have let this physical representation of his ego take over, too, if he hadn’t kept enough self awareness to save his wife from the same forces. Empathy to the rescue.

Of course, self exploration, whether done hallucinogenicly or sober, is not inherently bad. In many situations, it can catalyze positive internal change that can be reflected onto the surrounding world. But one must be wary that one’s retreats into the self do not manifest degenerative delusion.

Sadly, it seems that our current generation is not being taught values similar to those that ultimately saved Jessup. He still kept a grip on reality even when his curious mind sucked him into the monkey man microscope screen warp speed world of his subconscious. Today’s world, on the other hand, offers no escape from the epilepsy inducing acid flashback that is pop culture. Deeply rooted traditions of primal self satisfaction—earlier in the film, Jessup regresses to an apelike state before embarking on a rampage, a friendly reminder of how we, too, are nothing more than animals—are not changed, but encouraged. From birth, we are bombarded by unregulated flashing images, exaggerated facial expressions and cartoon realities, infinite streams of worthless matter lurking behind clickbait headlines. Political pundits and their battles become increasingly caricatured, turning nightly news into WWE. Nothing really matters, except for the hyperactive manchild’s exploitation of the child’s feeble mind. As long as you think the junk food you’re guzzling tastes good (or you don’t mind the side effects), alles ist gut.

Maybe we are all still children in some respects, still trying to process information and make sense of the insanity swirling around us. Most, however, question not what they see, staying on whatever the “correct” track is as dictated by meaningless societal trends or whatever makes them feel more self righteous. And considering the bust bum brainwash world we live in, where facts are opinions and lies reap in the profit, the consequences of such complacency are too often detrimental to those with their heads in the right space.

Absurdity reigns, so what should we do about it? Embrace it. One does not silence another by cowering and covering their ears. Much like how sustainable forms of energy begrudgingly coexist with fossil fuels, not all noise is pollution. Use it to your advantage. Submit your social commentary under the covers; weave double entendres into your speeches; force the world to grab that dinged-up shovel and start digging, because there’s a lot left to uncover, and it might just be worth your time.

Jack T. Chick’s Word Becomes Flesh

Wednesday, May 26th, 2021

I finally did it. I found a Chick tract in the wild.

Chick tracts, for the uninitiated, are small illustrated religious pamphlets originally created by one Jack T. Chick, who hoped that his comics would convert America’s populous to fundamentalist Christianity. Despite the downright hateful views expressed in some of these booklets and the controversy they still attract, they continue to be distributed by various means across the globe, carrying Chick’s messages beyond the grave (he passed in 2016). They have become a frequent target of lampooning by those infatuated and infuriated by their existence; they have been immortalized in films, CD booklets, and songs.

I have always found these tracts fascinating for their sheer lack of subtlety in their messaging as well as their iconic and immediately recognizable graphic style, which has inspired many a budding punk graphic artiste hoping to subvert the Mainstream. To me they serve as fascinating, living artifacts from America’s fundamentalist side, just one example of the persisting influence of the religious right in the west and beyond.

“The Word Became Flesh” is not as interesting as some of the other, more well known tracts—instead of an absurd cartoon story of a lost soul/dirty rotten sinner being miraculously converted to the Lord after a short conversation with another cardboard cutout of a person, it’s an illustrated retelling of portions of the Bible regarding Jesus’s word. But that doesn’t make it any less intriguing.

Actually, my first encounter with a Chick tract was in the wild, though it wasn’t as a found object. I was casually browsing the pants aisle of a local thrift shop hoping to find something tolerable in my size when a mysterious woman armed with a shopping cart manifested beside me. With long pale wavy hair and dark, flowing garments, she resembled one’s kooky, Wicca enthused aunt who always bakes a mean batch of cookies when you visit her every summer. However, her religious affiliation vastly differed from what her outer appearance implied, which I would soon learn.

She was feuding with an overwhelming armful of clothing hangers which she eventually lost control of, dropping the collection on the ground in the process. I naturally glanced over, expecting her to be bending down cleaning up her spill. Instead, she just stood there, looking somewhat bewildered. She may have been old, but she didn’t look so frail that she wouldn’t be able to pick up the mess. It was almost as if she had committed the act on purpose as a test of my will to help a poor old disheveled woman experiencing obviously monumental peril. Concerned but willing, I bent down and began to help pick the hangers up for her, placing them in her cart.

She thanked me for my help and asked me a few questions, with the most potent question being, “Do you attend church?” The moment my brain processed the inquiry, I knew something was different. I replied that I do not, as I would be lying if I said otherwise.

She made her exit by gifting me a “comic book” from her bag, immediately recognizable to me from it’s horizontal format and monochrome cover. Next to a crudely drawn image of a wailing nuclear family with “666” imprinted on each member’s forehead, bold white text spelled out “The Beast;” “J.T.C.” lingered in smaller print in the lower right corner. Baby’s first Chick tract.

Upon realizing what gold I was currently holding, I slipped it into my back pocket as discreetly as possible as feelings of unreality and ecstasy began to boil within my brain. There was no way I would ever have such a seemingly once-in-a-lifetime encounter—right?

But it was real.

Since then, I’ve found numerous religious pamphlets while shopping at Christian-run thrift stores in my area, usually lying on a table of goods or a bookshelf, including this amusing vandalized item. However, none of these had been a Chick Publications product, and all of them were much more generic. There’s something about the cartoony malice of a Chick tract that still holds, a blatant propaganda tool turned cultural icon.

A Few Words On Hero Worship

Thursday, May 20th, 2021

It’s such a shame that succumbing to hero worship is becoming more and more common within human society.

The concept of putting faith in one individual is flawed in itself, yet it remains almost necessary for survival. Change can only be made via group efforts; putting one’s sole faith in a single individual makes it impossible for anything to get done, as one person cannot be a master of all trades. Some do hold many talents, yet there will inevitably be some area in which they flounder. In order for a group to work successfully, each member must play an active role in whatever region they happen to be specialized in; a machine needs many parts to operate.

However, everyone likes to cheer on a lead singer, a pretty face, an icon. Some need to. There’s a reason why monotheistic religions are still such a large influence in today’s world.

If one gains a significant amount of faith in another, that faith can become difficult to completely let go of. This erects a moral concern should the hero fail in some regard.

Once one obtains power, the urge to maintain that power by any means necessary takes form. Paranoia sets in, instilling a fear of others who may try to take the crown. Prestige and glory must be defended at any cost. The football player who uses steroids and the CEO whose workers are severely underpaid have similar reasons behind their actions. If eyes are not on them, they are nothing.

A hero does a Very Bad Thing, the Very Bad Thing is publicized, and criticism arises. Those with faith can take one of two routes: they can accept that their so-called hero is a flawed human being just like anybody else and make a decision regarding whether continued support is worth the effort or not; or they can continue to view the hero as superhuman, elevated. By choosing to maintain the myth of the superhero one opens up two more paths: they can spiral into a depression at the realization of anything that contradicts with the hero’s preconceived facade, not unlike the preteen girl bawling over her favorite pop star getting married; or they can wage war against the slightest criticism, as the superhero is to them impenetrable and any negative analysis is the untruth. Common sense too often takes a backseat to blind worship and obsession. One’s brain must maintain a healthy amount of skepticism alongside a degree of openness in order to cut through the crap and see things for what they really are, not what one desperately wants them to be.

One Step Closer To One Step Closer To Becoming A Cyborg

Tuesday, April 13th, 2021

I was recently able to schedule an appointment for the first of my two COVID-19 vaccinations.

It’s a somewhat strange feeling knowing that the day will be soon upon me, and I perceive my relative youth as a large factor. Since vaccine distribution began with the elderly, I’ve gotten used to hearing news that the older adults in my life have received their jabs. Having the opportunity bestowed upon me, someone with relatively less life experience, feels odd, despite that there are many ways that I just do not feel young. I find myself in a liminal state: not quite old, not quite new.

Emotions like this fuel my disdain of generational divides. I have never understood why one would restrict themselves to consuming solely products of their own generation, nor why the media would stereotype generations and pit them against each other in endless, mindless cultural catfights. But what draws more attention than a conflict that doesn’t actually exist or is warped out of proportion?

I experience positive and negative echos of the past daily: I listen to songs released years before I was born on the regular; I read news stories that call to mind history class discussions about the extinction of Jim Crow laws and lynchings—oh really? If someone hopes to stand a chance in today’s world, no matter their age, they have to know their history. Learning from the past is the only way to make actual progress; repeat your mistakes, and that’s one more dollar in the GoFundMe campaign funding complete societal downfall.

Speaking of history: after we’ve all got our shots, will the rest of the twenties be as roaring as they were one hundred years ago? I’d say they’re already pretty roaring—with absurdity and obscenity, that is. It’s pretty absurd that back in the day vaccines were viewed as miracles and now they’re viewed as microchips. Being in good health—mentally and physically—just ain’t cool anymore, it seems.

Well, I don’t care about being “cool.” I care about having common sense.

Inoculation, here I come!